Scénka č.18 - Perník
Scénka č.18 – Perník
Na scéně je perníkový stánek v něm prodavač píše na perníky polevou nápisy.
Spisovatel : Alors cette ville est connue pour les pains d’épice qui se vendent souvent lors des kermesses traditionnelles. Je dois en acheter un. Bonjour monsieur, je pourrais avoir un pain d’épice ?
Perníkář : Bien sûr monsieur, lequel désirez-vous ?
Spisovatel : Bah, je ne sais pas. Quelle est la différence ?
Perníkář : Cela dépend à qui voulez-vous l’offrir.
Spisovatel : Offrir ? J’ai voulu l’acheter pour moi-même.
Perníkář : Ah, apparemment, vou êtes un étranger, vous ne connaissez pas notre tradition. Ecoutez, asseyez-vous là-bas, regardez les gens qui achètent les pains d’épice et vous allez comprendre comment ça marche.
Spisovatel : Bon, si vous le dites, je vais l’essayer. Je ne suis pas pressé.
Spisovatel si sedne na kraj jeviště a pozoruje kolemjdoucí. K perníkáři přijde dítě s maminkou maminka stojí podál dítě běží k perníkáři
Dítě : Un pour maman, s’il vous plaît.
Perníkář chvilku něco píše pak podá dítěti srdce s nápisem « Pro maminku », na projekci bude preklad. Dítě dá perník mamce.
Mamka : Merci mon/ma fils/fille, c’est très gentil.
Odejdou, přijde pár : kluk a holka.
Kluk : Un avec « Mon amour », s’il vous plaît.
Kluk dá perník holce a společně odejdou.
Spisovatel : Ah, j’ai compris ! Il faut acheter un et le donner à la première personne que l’on apperçoit et après quelqu’un d’autre va vous en offrir aussi un !
Jde ke stánku, ukáže na jeden.
Spisovatel : Celui-là !
Perníkář : Donc vous avez compris comment ça marche. Très bien !
Spisovatel chvilku stojí a pak vidí mladou slečnu, co přichází na scénu, podá jí perník s nápisem : « Mojí milé babičce » (překlad na projekci)
Holka : Vous vous moquez de moi ?! J’ai l’air d’avoir 80 ans ou quoi?
Holka mu vlepí facku a odejde.
Spisovatel : Bon, ça n’a pas marché cette fois-ci, je vais l’essayer encore une fois.
Koupí další. Přichází rodič s dítětem. Spisovatel podá dítěti perník : « Z lásky »
Maminka : On y va, apparemment le monsieur n’est pas normal.
Spisovatel : La troisième fois et après j’arrête.
Koupí další, na scéně se objeví holka 2, předává jí perník : « Pro mou jedinou milovanou ». Ona se na něj zasněně podívá.
Holka 2 : Toi aussi t’es mon unique amour, je t’aime ! Mon cher, viens, on va aller danser. Ou tu préfère aller au cinéma ? Comme tu veux, je vais faire ce que tu veux.
Spisovatel : Madame, excusez-moi mais vous avez dû me confondre avec quelqu’un d’autre, je ne vous connais pas, je voulais juste vous offrir ce pain d’épice, peut-être vous pouvez m’en acheter aussi un.
Holka 2 : Ah, vous êtes un étranger, un Français il me semble. Mais je ne parle pas français... C’est pas grave, l’amour ne connait pas de frontière, les mots sont inutiles pour les amoureux.
Spis: Non, il n’y avait jamais rien entre nous, je ne vous connais pas !
Nikdy nic nebylo
Perníkář : Mais, il a rien compris ! Il suffit de me dire à qui vous voulez offrir le pain d’épice et moi je vous écrirai une dédicace !
Komentáře
Přehled komentářů
I think the admin of this web site is in fact working hard for his web page, since here every data is quality based material. förstoppning katt behandling chlage.diatradpr.com/useful-tips/foerstoppning-katt-behandling.php
recept med fransyska
(recept med fransyska, 16. 4. 2021 19:00)
Very nice post. I just stumbled upon your weblog and wanted to say that I've really enjoyed surfing around your blog posts. In any case I'll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you write again soon! recept med fransyska quesi.diatradpr.com/travels/recept-med-fransyska.php
how do i get weed seeds
(Stevenalege, 16. 4. 2021 12:58)How to Feminize Seeds | Making STS. https://howtostorecannabis.com/grow-cannabis-from-seeds/ Also, make sure each plant has adequate drainage and that water isn’t building up too much in the bottom of the pots or containers that they are housed within. You want excess water to drain out of the containers, leaving soil moist but not waterlogged. Now that we've got some food in our system and we're feeling good, take this party to the next level by taking off your pants (preferably when you're at home). This will give you maximum comfort and a full range of motion while navigating between your couch and bed. Not only will you be experiencing awesome breezes between you balls (or cooch), but you will have ninja-like reflexes. which isn't really helpful I guess. Oh well! https://howtostorecannabis.com/buy-cannabis-seeds-in-us/ The New SharpStone® 2.0 Crank Top 4 Piece Grinder – 2.5” Blue Welcome to the new Sh… Place to Dry or Drying rack (optional) – I usually hang my buds from clothes hangers in my closet but you can hang buds from almost anything! String and creativity go a long way 🙂 It’s only recommended to use a drying rack if there’s high humidity or a lot of buds to be dried in a small space, because a drying rack can dry buds too quickly in average humidity conditions. Hey guys! I'm excited to share a couple of . CONTINUE READING. https://howtostorecannabis.com/marijuana-outdoor-seeds/
hur kokar man röda linser
(hur kokar man röda linser, 16. 4. 2021 9:10)
I know this if off topic but I'm looking into starting my own weblog and was curious what all is required to get set up? I'm assuming having a blog like yours would cost a pretty penny? I'm not very internet savvy so I'm not 100% certain. Any tips or advice would be greatly appreciated. Kudos hur kokar man röda linser sandr.nnutunman.com/map17.php
MMM 3.0 "Quantum Bitcoins" Profit 12% in 3 days
(LarrybekDegradeDok, 16. 4. 2021 1:32)
Quantum Fund Launches Quantum Bitcoins Program.
Go through a simple registration and you will immediately receive the status of a fund participant.
Every 3 days, the Quantum Bitcoin Fund automatically adds 12% to your Bitcoin balance in your personal Bitcoin wallet.
For example: invest 0.01 BTC today and after 72 hours you will receive 0.0112 BTC to your personal bitcoin wallet.
The program is available immediately after registration on the official website.
Official Website: https://quantumbitcoins.cc/?ref=15pVFvACjXqV2DmH8FtovsB5xarbCuJU7a
The project does not require, store or distribute your personal data.
To register in the project, you only need a bitcoin wallet.
An innovative daily referral program is available.
Invite friends and acquaintances. Get a stable income in the guaranteed profit program.
Registration here: https://quantumbitcoins.cc/?ref=15pVFvACjXqV2DmH8FtovsB5xarbCuJU7a
ballerina kakor recept
(ballerina kakor recept, 16. 4. 2021 0:17)
I was curious if you ever thought of changing the structure of your blog? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having one or two images. Maybe you could space it out better? ballerina kakor recept dustti.diatradpr.com/trends/ballerina-kakor-recept.php
bristningar på benen
(bristningar på benen, 15. 4. 2021 5:41)
Spot on with this write-up, I absolutely think this website needs far more attention. I'll probably be returning to see more, thanks for the advice! bristningar på benen cheldi.nnutunman.com/map16.php
mörk ring runt iris
(mörk ring runt iris, 15. 4. 2021 3:50)
I don't know whether it's just me or if everyone else experiencing problems with your site. It appears like some of the text in your content are running off the screen. Can someone else please comment and let me know if this is happening to them too? This could be a issue with my browser because I've had this happen previously. Many thanks mörk ring runt iris user.gruborwom.com/relaxation/moerk-ring-runt-iris.php
MMM 3.0 "Quantum Bitcoins" Profit 12% in 3 days
(LarrybekDegradeDok, 15. 4. 2021 0:06)
Quantum Fund Launches Quantum Bitcoins Program.
Go through a simple registration and you will immediately receive the status of a fund participant.
Every 3 days, the Quantum Bitcoin Fund automatically adds 12% to your Bitcoin balance in your personal Bitcoin wallet.
For example: invest 0.01 BTC today and after 72 hours you will receive 0.0112 BTC to your personal bitcoin wallet.
The program is available immediately after registration on the official website.
Official Website: https://quantumbitcoins.cc/?ref=15pVFvACjXqV2DmH8FtovsB5xarbCuJU7a
The project does not require, store or distribute your personal data.
To register in the project, you only need a bitcoin wallet.
An innovative daily referral program is available.
Invite friends and acquaintances. Get a stable income in the guaranteed profit program.
Registration here: https://quantumbitcoins.cc/?ref=15pVFvACjXqV2DmH8FtovsB5xarbCuJU7a
obalans hormoner symtom
(obalans hormoner symtom, 13. 4. 2021 17:47)
Hi there everyone, it's my first pay a visit at this web site, and paragraph is truly fruitful in favor of me, keep up posting such articles. obalans hormoner symtom sliphc.diatradpr.com/advice-girlfriends/obalans-hormoner-symtom.php
svullen runt ögonen på morgonen
(svullen runt ögonen på morgonen, 13. 4. 2021 3:32)
Good day! This is my 1st comment here so I just wanted to give a quick shout out and say I genuinely enjoy reading your blog posts. Can you recommend any other blogs/websites/forums that go over the same subjects? Many thanks! svullen runt ögonen på morgonen wieju.diatradpr.com/beauty/svullen-runt-oegonen-p-morgonen.php
sollentuna centrum adress
(sollentuna centrum adress, 12. 4. 2021 13:31)
Yesterday, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a forty foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now broken and she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone! sollentuna centrum adress grounr.diatradpr.com/trends/sollentuna-centrum-adress.php
vega one protein pulver
(vega one protein pulver, 11. 4. 2021 22:41)
Useful info. Fortunate me I discovered your site unintentionally, and I am stunned why this coincidence did not took place in advance! I bookmarked it. vega one protein pulver dices.gruborwom.com/for-men/vega-one-protein-pulver.php
menu regime triglycerides
(menu regime triglycerides, 11. 4. 2021 8:35)
After going over a few of the blog posts on your blog, I honestly appreciate your way of writing a blog. I book-marked it to my bookmark webpage list and will be checking back in the near future. Please check out my website too and let me know how you feel. menu regime triglycerides pretta.gruborwom.com/useful-tips/menu-regime-triglycerides.php
vad händer sen
(vad händer sen, 10. 4. 2021 18:18)
Useful information. Fortunate me I found your website by chance, and I am surprised why this coincidence did not took place earlier! I bookmarked it. vad händer sen gruborwom.com/travels/vad-haender-sen.php
fars dag sverige
(fars dag sverige, 9. 4. 2021 22:36)
This is a good tip particularly to those new to the blogosphere. Brief but very accurate info… Appreciate your sharing this one. A must read post! fars dag sverige lyisn.diatradpr.com/trends/fars-dag-sverige.php
vit kavaj dam
(vit kavaj dam, 9. 4. 2021 6:42)
First off I would like to say fantastic blog! I had a quick question in which I'd like to ask if you do not mind. I was interested to know how you center yourself and clear your head prior to writing. I've had difficulty clearing my thoughts in getting my ideas out. I truly do take pleasure in writing but it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes are generally wasted simply just trying to figure out how to begin. Any recommendations or tips? Appreciate it! vit kavaj dam eres.diatradpr.com/music/vit-kavaj-dam.php
multiplex omega 3
(multiplex omega 3, 8. 4. 2021 13:27)
These are in fact great ideas in concerning blogging. You have touched some good points here. Any way keep up wrinting. multiplex omega 3 kabsa.diatradpr.com/beautiful-things/multiplex-omega-3.php
salong lifestyle priser
(salong lifestyle priser, 8. 4. 2021 8:36)
Today, I went to the beach with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone! salong lifestyle priser omun.diatradpr.com/beauty/salong-lifestyle-priser.php
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 | 64
förstoppning katt behandling
(förstoppning katt behandling, 17. 4. 2021 9:38)