Scénka č.18 - Perník
Scénka č.18 – Perník
Na scéně je perníkový stánek v něm prodavač píše na perníky polevou nápisy.
Spisovatel : Alors cette ville est connue pour les pains d’épice qui se vendent souvent lors des kermesses traditionnelles. Je dois en acheter un. Bonjour monsieur, je pourrais avoir un pain d’épice ?
Perníkář : Bien sûr monsieur, lequel désirez-vous ?
Spisovatel : Bah, je ne sais pas. Quelle est la différence ?
Perníkář : Cela dépend à qui voulez-vous l’offrir.
Spisovatel : Offrir ? J’ai voulu l’acheter pour moi-même.
Perníkář : Ah, apparemment, vou êtes un étranger, vous ne connaissez pas notre tradition. Ecoutez, asseyez-vous là-bas, regardez les gens qui achètent les pains d’épice et vous allez comprendre comment ça marche.
Spisovatel : Bon, si vous le dites, je vais l’essayer. Je ne suis pas pressé.
Spisovatel si sedne na kraj jeviště a pozoruje kolemjdoucí. K perníkáři přijde dítě s maminkou maminka stojí podál dítě běží k perníkáři
Dítě : Un pour maman, s’il vous plaît.
Perníkář chvilku něco píše pak podá dítěti srdce s nápisem « Pro maminku », na projekci bude preklad. Dítě dá perník mamce.
Mamka : Merci mon/ma fils/fille, c’est très gentil.
Odejdou, přijde pár : kluk a holka.
Kluk : Un avec « Mon amour », s’il vous plaît.
Kluk dá perník holce a společně odejdou.
Spisovatel : Ah, j’ai compris ! Il faut acheter un et le donner à la première personne que l’on apperçoit et après quelqu’un d’autre va vous en offrir aussi un !
Jde ke stánku, ukáže na jeden.
Spisovatel : Celui-là !
Perníkář : Donc vous avez compris comment ça marche. Très bien !
Spisovatel chvilku stojí a pak vidí mladou slečnu, co přichází na scénu, podá jí perník s nápisem : « Mojí milé babičce » (překlad na projekci)
Holka : Vous vous moquez de moi ?! J’ai l’air d’avoir 80 ans ou quoi?
Holka mu vlepí facku a odejde.
Spisovatel : Bon, ça n’a pas marché cette fois-ci, je vais l’essayer encore une fois.
Koupí další. Přichází rodič s dítětem. Spisovatel podá dítěti perník : « Z lásky »
Maminka : On y va, apparemment le monsieur n’est pas normal.
Spisovatel : La troisième fois et après j’arrête.
Koupí další, na scéně se objeví holka 2, předává jí perník : « Pro mou jedinou milovanou ». Ona se na něj zasněně podívá.
Holka 2 : Toi aussi t’es mon unique amour, je t’aime ! Mon cher, viens, on va aller danser. Ou tu préfère aller au cinéma ? Comme tu veux, je vais faire ce que tu veux.
Spisovatel : Madame, excusez-moi mais vous avez dû me confondre avec quelqu’un d’autre, je ne vous connais pas, je voulais juste vous offrir ce pain d’épice, peut-être vous pouvez m’en acheter aussi un.
Holka 2 : Ah, vous êtes un étranger, un Français il me semble. Mais je ne parle pas français... C’est pas grave, l’amour ne connait pas de frontière, les mots sont inutiles pour les amoureux.
Spis: Non, il n’y avait jamais rien entre nous, je ne vous connais pas !
Nikdy nic nebylo
Perníkář : Mais, il a rien compris ! Il suffit de me dire à qui vous voulez offrir le pain d’épice et moi je vous écrirai une dédicace !
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